Still Recovering Back Soon

by Jeff on July 14, 2014

This is one of the best photos I’ve taken in months. Starring one of my favorite people in the entire world. Dig it!


A Few Friday’s Ago

by Jeff on July 14, 2014


Your 2014 ACC Race Stops

by Jeff on July 12, 2014

All City Championship Alleycat
meet at One on One at 4pm
You will get your manifest as soon as you register, if you registered last night, present your spoke card to get your manifest.
Roll out to start location 4:30
Race start at 5

If you can’t make the race, you are still invited to the after party presented by ABUS
3449 N 2nd st
Awards at 10pm
Kegs of Fulton, Tacos by Taco Cat, and one hellacious sound system
If you didn’t’ come to dance, you didn’t come to party!

As promised, here are the stops for today’s alley cat.
photo: John Watson

4812 Chicago Ave S

Cedar Inn
4155 Cedar

Pat’s Tap
3510 Nicollet

Sea Salt
4825 Minnehaha

Grumpy’s NE
2200 4th St NE

Grumpy’s Down Town
1111 Washington Ave S

Fulton Taproom
414 6th Ave N

Witch’s Hat Tower
Seymour Ave Se / Clarence Ave Se

Hidden Beach
Kenilworth Trail / Upton Ave

White Sands Beach
E 27th St / West River Pkwy

Gear Junkie Office
2836 Lyndale Suite 100
Greenway level

Behind Bars
208 13th ave NE

See you there, and as always I urge you to obey all traffic laws and ride responsibly

Stolen Bike Alert Minneapolis

by Jeff on July 11, 2014

This one comes from the Rudnick family, and we don’t take kindly to anyone messing with the Rudnick clan.

STOLEN: 56cm yellow Masi Fixed Speciale. My son had it locked to a friend’s bike in the Kenwood neighborhood last night, hidden in another friend’s back yard. Mostly stock, except a maroon chainring and the red wheels. Looks a little beat up and one side of the bar tape was coming undone. Note Cars r Coffins sticker on down tube.

Let’s get it back.

Hammerbone Prize Caps

by Jeff on July 11, 2014

Yesterday Leif hit me up with these sweet pieces
So stoked on the return of the “Holy Shit I Won Caps.”

For those of you not familiar, during the formative days of Bike Jerks, one of my better sidelines was making caps, or more precisely dying and printing on Pace caps. Printing on a finished cap is wildly frustrating and a huge time suck, so I’ve since given it up, which meant the demise of the special winners caps that I made each year for the victors.
Well, this year Leif has brought it back and they are the fucking best.

Thanks Leif.

ACC Track Crit is Tonight

by Jeff on July 11, 2014


All City Championship Track Crit
Friday July 11th – 10pm
Meet in the One on One alley

Brakeless fixed gears only, all handlebar styles allowed, helmets mandatory
I recommend a front light, no tail lights

Separate Men’s and Women’s races. The Men’s race will be first.
The prize is a badass Velocity 11 speed road wheel set. The men’s and women’s winners will play a winner take all rock-paper-scissors game for the wheels. They will also receive a Hammerbone, Holy Shit I Won Cap.


Trash Bags: ACC Prize Bag

by Jeff on July 11, 2014

Once again Andy brings the ridiculousness with “Mt. Franemore”

Thanks again to Trash Bags for always supporting the scene and this race. Trash is a huge reason why our community is so vibrant.


by Jeff on July 11, 2014


#TBT The Way We Were

by Jeff on July 10, 2014

See you at Bandit Cross Tonight

by Jeff on July 10, 2014

ACCBandit Cross
Yo, folks.
The cross season kicks off tonight with Bandit Cross happening in a few hours at Bryn Mawr meadows. Here are the details.

ACC Bandit Cross
Hobo Camp
Bryn Mawr Meadows
Show up at 6:30 race at 7pm
free to all, open to any bike

Afterwards we’ll head to Fulton Tap Room for $3 pints.

After that we’ll hopefully go swimming in Cedar Lake, bring a suit or don’t.

Also, I’m breaking one of my own rules and the top male and female tonight will receive a very rad prize courtesy of Hammerbone caps!